Amy Reade’s new lyrics to an old Christmas song will make you smile—especially if you have a cat! Thanks, Amy, for making merry musically and sharing it with all of us. Happy Christmas, everyone.
Porthos (L) and Athos. They look almost harmless in this photo.
This week I thought I’d try my hand at rewriting the lyrics to the centuries-old tune, “O, Christmas Tree.” Sing along if you’d like!
O Christmas tree,
O Christmas tree,
How my two cats
Adore you
O, Christmas tree,
O, Christmas tree,
How my two cats
Adore you
You’re hung with ornaments so bright
The cats both bat them through the night
O, Christmas tree, O Christmas tree
How my two cats adore you
O Christmas tree,
O Christmas tree,
Your needles
They are lovely
O Christmas tree,
O Christmas tree,
Your needles
They are lovely
Though they are fake the cats still chew
And then they vomit close to you
O, Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,
Your needles, they are lovely
O, Christmas tree,
O, Christmas tree,
The cats would love
To climb you
O, Christmas tree,
O…
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