O, Christmas Tree

Amy Reade’s new lyrics to an old Christmas song will make you smile—especially if you have a cat! Thanks, Amy, for making merry musically and sharing it with all of us. Happy Christmas, everyone.

Reade and Write

Porthos (L) and Athos. They look almost harmless in this photo.

This week I thought I’d try my hand at rewriting the lyrics to the centuries-old tune, “O, Christmas Tree.” Sing along if you’d like!

O Christmas tree,

O Christmas tree,

How my two cats

Adore you

O, Christmas tree,

O, Christmas tree,

How my two cats

Adore you

You’re hung with ornaments so bright

The cats both bat them through the night

O, Christmas tree, O Christmas tree

How my two cats adore you

O Christmas tree,

O Christmas tree,

Your needles

They are lovely

O Christmas tree,

O Christmas tree,

Your needles

They are lovely

Though they are fake the cats still chew

And then they vomit close to you

O, Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,

Your needles, they are lovely

O, Christmas tree,

O, Christmas tree,

The cats would love

To climb you

O, Christmas tree,

O…

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