An anonymous op-ed from the resistance inside of Nick’s House

Nick Claussen knows what it’s like to try to write when certain family members don’t respect your efforts. Treat yourself to a laugh today. And, thank you, Nick.

As a low-level official in Nick’s House, I have decided to come forward to let you know that there is an active resistance going on behind the scenes.

We too have been disturbed by the hair-raising tails of Nick’s activities and we are working diligently to paws his actions in order to keep the house purring along smoothly.

For example, if Nick leaves papers on a table and I am worried that those documents may pose a threat, I will knock them to the floor. I have also been known to spill drinks on papers in times of emergency, and have even knocked plants on them if the situation warranted it.

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