Since I can’t figure a way to send you roses or chocolate
(Mmmm, virtual chocolate!
Now there’s an invention that would make you a fortune!),
my Valentine’s Day present to you is
a chance to win
but more than 45
free romance novels!
(Psst! One of them is my hilarious romance,
LOU’S TATTOOS, A COMEDY OF ERRORS.)
Wishing you flowers, candy, romance,
and tons of great reading fun, this Valentine’s Day.